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In an attempt to not clutter my other blog, The Boring Things in Life, with endless posts about movies, I have created this blog for the exclusive topic of movies.



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OK, this movie took me a while to "get", but I eventually did. You see, I came into the movie with the wrong expectations: I came into Public Enemies expecting a gangster flick on the life of John Dillinger, done a lá total-and-complete-badassery. As I was expecting such, throughout the first half of the movie I thought I was merely watching a poorly-done and boring movie about John Dillinger. Then I started noticing the very distinct camera angles, the director's up-and-close-and-personal storytelling style, and the no-nosense biographical approach of the film to John Dillinger's (really-not-so-glamorous) life.
In the mood for that classic story of boy-meets-girl, boy-and-girl fall in love, boy-and-girl start shooting heroin together, boy-and-girl's lives start spinning out of control, boy-and-girl's lives are ruined?
If you hate yourself and are looking for a way to torment yourself for two hours, I highly recommend watching this movie. Pointless, stupid, empty, hollow, idiotic, poorly-written, and cheesy, are just a few of the words that aptly describe this atrocious "movie".
I think this movie's satire was just a little too much. It was an entertaining film, but that's about it! I felt like a lost little boy. "Where is this movie's premise?"
Although I've never watched the hit Canadian TV show, "Trailer Park Boys," I had heard many good things about it. So, I decided to start with giving the movie a try. It was indeed quite hilarious, and (if fan reviews are to be trusted) is not even as good as the TV show. So, next stop: "Trailer Park Boys" the TV show.
I went and saw Zombieland in the theater on Friday. Easily my favorite comedy of the year so far, and probably my second-favorite zombie movie of all time (right after Shaun of the Dead). Also, this is a rare movie where Woody Harrelson not only DOESN'T annoy me, but he is actually a likable and funny character (the only other movie where I don't mind Harrelson is "Natural Born Killers"). Definitely a worthwhile movie: lots of laughs, and cleverly written and executed.
It seems like good movies come in waves. In the genre of horror/suspense this seems to be the case as well. After (surprisingly) enjoying "Drag Me to Hell" for the return to "classical" horror that it was, I was recently once again treated to a new, actually-good horror film.
I feel that I must preface this review with the fact that I only saw this movie because I was being social with my new housemates and their guests. I did not choose this movie, nor would I ever endorse any Matthew McConaughey movie to anybody, ever.
warning on a review, you'll know what's up.



What would happen if the whole world went blind? This movie provides one possible scenario for that event. Brilliantly assembled, with cinematography and musical score bringing it all together, this is an absolutely wonderful, if at some times dragging and hard-to-watch movie. And Julianne Moore, despite being 48 years old, is still an absolutely beautiful actress.
9/10

This movie is a delight to watch. Focusing on the lives of two boys who are growing up with an intellectual snob father (Jeff Daniels) and a mentally abused mother (Laura Linney) who simply can’t stand each other any more, this movie plays out, in many ways, like a “real life” story. The performances of all the actors are absolutely superb, and the plot and dialogue is clever, understated, and thoughtful.
8/10
Most of the movies I've seen come out of Hollywood that address the issue of immigration are, well, exaggerated. Some sort of straw man (usually some evil ICE agent and-or hick) is set up and then easily knocked down to show that every immigrant is treated unfairly and that in the end only good hard-working people are deported.
Before I watched this movie about some "gangsta" rapper who got killed, I had very very very very very little respect for the rap/urban/"hip-hop" culture in America. After seeing it, the seemingly impossible happened: I have even less respect for it. When someone's world is so small, so very very insignificant that their life is consumed worrying about "East coast versus West coast" rappers, then they really should just off themselves. Of course, they never do. Too much gangsta pride for that. However, they do a great job offing each other. Was the East-coast-West-coast "War" nature's way of throwing out the stubby dull pencils? I have to give that proposition a great big "Hrmmmm.... that just may be."
The International is a movie about Interpol and other people trying to bring down an Evil Big Bank. The movie doesn't bother with making you care about this or about the characters. I fell asleep about an hour into the movie. Boring, confusing, and a big "who cares" film. Decent cinematography, though.
Terminator: Salvation
After not seeing this movie for a long time due to the presence of Julia Roberts as well as an unappealing title, I finally gave it a shot.
Let me start out by saying: I'm not a huge fan of movies about the South. I'm not a huge fan of Tommy Lee Jones (who plays approximately 2-3 characters across ALL his movies). In the Electric Mist, however, was a good movie. A bit off-beat for a Tommy Lee Jones (who I lost a lot of faith in after the terrible movie The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada) movie, this movie held my interest the entire way through, even though half the time I wasn't really sure why.
This is another movie that I've seen previously, that I decided to watch again. I've been on something of a Christian Bale kick lately.
Having seen this movie once previously (a few years ago), I wanted to see it again because I couldn't remember much about it. So, this is the first movie review here at moviepostsonly that covers a movie that I am not seeing for the first time.
So I got around to watching the "fourth" Resident Evil movie, the computer-animated one. I'm really happy that I saw this separately from the other three, because, although definitely a "Resident Evil" movie, it is undoubtedly NOT a "part" of the original three. As a standalone movie, it's not bad. Some of the graphics are absolutely amazing. But to put it simply: I just don't like this style of movie/animation. I feel like I'm watching one of those "between levels" bits of film in a video game. Considering this film was made by Capcom, I guess I basically am. Apparently this movie was made to please fans of the video game (unlike the previous three movies) so maybe that was why I didn't completely "get" it.





Another mockumentary from Christopher Guest, A Mighty Wind fell just short of my expectations after having seen, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, and Best in Show. Don't get me wrong: it was good, it was (in Guest's formulaic style) funny. But... it seemed to somehow "miss" in capturing the exact persona of that niche of people that the movie focused on (folk singers). In it's own right, this was a decent movie, but as a Guest mockumentary, it was the worst I've seen yet.
A movie by Tim Burton about the man who was voted the "Worst Director in Film History"? Sounds good! Starring Johnny Depp as the infamous Edward D. Wood, Jr., Ed Wood is really a fun movie to watch. Wood's unstoppable optimism and clear and complete lack of talent and ability make for an extremely enjoyable watch.
Although it is obviously an extremely romanticized account of the killers and robbers, Clyde Barrow and Bonnie Parker, this movie was an extremely enjoyable watch. All the acting, from the likes of Dunaway, Beatty, Hackman, and Pollard, was absolutely top-notch. The directing was excellent as well, and brought about a clear picture of Depression-era times. The ending was perhaps one of the most violent and, somehow, cathartic of any movie I've seen.
After seeing that Penelope Cruz won the Oscar for "Best Supporting Actress" for her work in this film, and that it was directed and written by Woody Allen, I decided to give it a shot. Definitely not the type of film I typically enjoy (or even watch), but this movie really wasn't bad at all. The Wes Anderson-esque narration of the film was a nice touch.
I've wanted to read the novels and see this film as well as the SciFi Channel's late 1990s Dune miniseries for a long time.