Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Agony & Ecstasy

I am going to start putting a new label on certain films. It's the Agony & Ecstasy label. This label means,

WARNING: THE FILM YOU ARE ABOUT TO WATCH IS A VERY HIGH QUALITY FILM. THE ACTING IS IMPECCABLE, YOU WILL BE SUCKED RIGHT INTO IT AS A GOOD MOVIE SHOULD DO. THIS FILM, HOWEVER, IS NOT BASED ON A HAPPY THEME, AND THERE MAY NOT BE A HAPPY ENDING. YOU MAY END UP DEPRESSED AFTER WATCHING THIS FILM, EVEN THOUGH IT IS SO EXCELLENT.

I even bothered to slightly modify and doubtlessly infringe on a copyright to make a nice little symbol for these movies. After all, at Movie Posts Only, we know you are trusting us to give you the reviews straight-up, hardcore, the way things really are. So from now on, when you see this warning on a review, you'll know what's up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This label would apply to the Charlton Heston epic "The Agony and the Ecstasy" as well.

Joe said...

Yes indeedy.