Sleepers (1996)

A long drawn-out epic which tells the sickening story of what happened when a prank that went too far landed the boys in a kid's prison. If I were to say much more I would be giving too much away. This is definitely a movie you want to set aside a good long chunk of time to watch and then mull over.

The acting (and it is a star-studded cast) is brilliant, the story is enveloping. A well-told tale of (oh so sweet) revenge. I'm not sure how I hadn't seen this for so long, how it had escaped my radar.

This movie truly and deeply shows us the Kevin Bacon we all so deeply and fearsomely love to loathe.

10/10

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Brooklyn's Finest

This movie was absolutely fantastic. The drama created across three threads of story lines makes for a superb fiesta of movie-watching awesomeness. The actors, the parts, the story, all flow smoothly and left me wanting more. If ever a movie demands a sequel, this one does.

9.5/10

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movies! movies! movies!

Once again, I have a huge backlog of movies to review so you'll have to settle for snippet reviews and number scores. Not that anyone actually relies on this blog for their movie info or anything. I just like to flatter myself.

9

Excellent film. Felt a little short. Left me wanting more.

9.25/10

A Perfect Getaway

Solid movie, held my interest throughout. Nice twist, albeit somewhat predictable for seasoned movie-watchers.

7.25/10

District 9

Really unique, not what I expected at all. The way it was filmed can get a little irritating at times, but overall really well done.

8/10

Extract

Mike Judge comedy starring Jason Bateman? Sounds promising. Falls pretty flat. Below average.

5.5/10

Gamer

A future world that is chock-full of plot holes. People control other people as video game characters. Not the greatest entry for Michael C. Hall (aka Dexter Morgan) but not terrible.

Still, definitely below average.

5.75/10

Jennifer's Body

Crappy teen horror. I don't know why I watched it.

3/10

Law Abiding Citizen

What develops as a potentially cool plot is explained away in the tritest of manners. Screenwriter fail, big time.

4/10

Saw VI

The Saw series has become so incredibly predictable. More of the same. The sixth was supposed to be the LAST Saw, but it seems to set itself up for ANOTHER sequel. Please, no more.

3.75/10

Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball

I don't think this one ever made it to theaters in the U.S. Actually, not as "direct-to-video" as I expected from it. Decent shoot 'em up film.

7/10

Staten Island

A quirky and oddly amusing film. Seems a little green, but gets points for originality.

8/10

The Invention of Lying

Ricky Gervais is the only person in the world who is biologically capable of lying. Suspend your disbelief. I really don't like Jennifer Garner.

5.5/10

Surrogates

An OK movie but ultimately very forgettable. Seriously, I remember almost nothing about this film.

6/10

The Hurt Locker

Actually I was quite impressed with this movie. It begs the question, "Why the hell are we still over there?"

9/10

The Hangover

Hey, it was a very funny movie. That's all I can say.

8.75/10

Whiteout

Boring Antarctica thriller. Makes you cold just watching it.

6/10

(500) Days of Summer

Perhaps it was the story. Perhaps it was the presence of the beautiful and talented Zooey Deschanel. Maybe it was the fact that the soundtrack was well-done while avoiding being a cliched "indie-movie soundtrack." Or maybe it was the fact that as a whole, the movie managed to somehow avoid falling into the "indie-movie" cliche while still being original and well-done. Whatever it was, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie.

9/10

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Reviews Galore!

As my special Christmas gift to you, my two readers, I am doing four reviews all in one post!

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

A somewhat-funny movie starring Jeremy Piven as a professional traveling car salesman. This movie appears to be at least somewhat-loosely based on the IFC original documentary, The Slasher. Some of the jokes were great, many fell flat.

5.5/10

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The Taking of Pelham 123

Not the most original of ideas, however, it still captured my interest throughout and features a great performance from Denzel Washington and a very good performance from John Travolta. Very similar to Tony Scott's other work.

7.5/10

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Angels & Demons

The next of the far-fetched and somewhat-boring Dan Brown novel adaptations. It's hard to believe that this movie is from the same guy (Ron Howard) who gave us movies like Frost/Nixon and A Beautiful Mind. Not that it's really Howard's fault: he didnt have much to work with, apparently.

4/10

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Inglourious Basterds

I really was expecting a lot more from this film. It seems that Tarantino has lost his touch somewhat lately. As much as I can appreciate the exploitation/grindhouse art form, movies like this also leaving me wanting to watch some of Tarantino's better work just to remind myself that he is indeed a capable director. That's not to say this was a bad movie: just that it felt fairly empty.

7/10

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Public Enemies

OK, this movie took me a while to "get", but I eventually did. You see, I came into the movie with the wrong expectations: I came into Public Enemies expecting a gangster flick on the life of John Dillinger, done a lá total-and-complete-badassery. As I was expecting such, throughout the first half of the movie I thought I was merely watching a poorly-done and boring movie about John Dillinger. Then I started noticing the very distinct camera angles, the director's up-and-close-and-personal storytelling style, and the no-nosense biographical approach of the film to John Dillinger's (really-not-so-glamorous) life.

Before I "got", this movie was going to get a 4 or 5 out of 10. But now, viewing in light of, "OK, a gangster film that does not have a Martin Scorsese feel":

7/10

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Candy

In the mood for that classic story of boy-meets-girl, boy-and-girl fall in love, boy-and-girl start shooting heroin together, boy-and-girl's lives start spinning out of control, boy-and-girl's lives are ruined?

Then look no further, Candy may be just the movie for you! Starring the late Heath Ledger in a stellar (and in light of his mode of departure from this world, somewhat ironic) role as the loving but drug-addicted boyfriend/husband of the beautiful and tragic Candy (Abbie Cornish), this is basically a heroin-took-my-life-away movie for anyone who can't stomach Requiem for a Dream. Great performances from the main actors, but not the greatest or most original of story lines. Still, a noble effort.

6.75/10

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